Sarah Teetzen Sounds Nice, Don't You Think?

And no, I am not talking about the baby of the family, I am talking about the older one. And I am actually totally kidding, but I bet it got your attention, didn't it? So, plans are already in the works to celebrate Teetzy's 21st, which is June 16th. I know some people who read this might think they are his friends so they think they can come buy him drinks, but there will be a guest list and if you're not on it, you can't be part of the entourage. I'm thinking a Long Island from Woody's to start with for sure, but we have to remember he's kind of a lightweight still, though we've been working slowly but surely to get his tolerance up in time for the shin-dig. We also want to really make sure he actually remembers it and doesn't puke all over, because if he pukes, chances are I will too and then I will puke again. It won't be a fun time. This won't be a traditional bar crawl either, because Teetz is above that, and we don't want him too fucked up. Nor do we want him doing shots of hard liquor until he is a little more experienced. I think a fish bowl from Duffy's would be nice, probably either a Sex on the Beach or a Purple Hooter. They're nice and sweet and won't completely obliterate him. Remember, it's quality, not quantity...kind of. He will still definitely be hammered, but in a fun way, not a puking way. I have 52 days to plan the best quasi-bar crawl ever. And who knows, I just might get to make out with his brother. Cross your fingers on that one.

Days til Teetz is legal: 52